Rumah Impian

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PNS Gajian

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scoofruit uncut

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menambah gambar dari situs lain ke blog

menambah gambar dari situs lain ke blog:

1. login
2. masuk ke design
3. page elemen
4. pilih HTML/javascript 
5. paste script ini:

Ganti  LOKASI GAMBAR dengan link lokasi gambar yang sudah dicopy.

 Dengan menggunakan script tsb, bila gambar yang kita pasang diberi hyperlink, maka akan membuka di halaman tab baru.

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Kurang Paham

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CV Ummi

DAFTAR RIWAYAT HIDUP

Profil

Nama                              : Ratih Dwi Hapsari

Tempat/Tanggal Lahir      : Brebes, 29 Juli 1984

Jenis Kelamin                  : Perempuan

Status                             : menikah

Agama                            : Islam

Alamat                            : Kebonagung RT/RW 06/02, Jatibarang Brebes 52261

Telepon/Email                 : 085692093797 / ummie_kk@yahoo.com

Pendidikan

1. UNNES (Universitas Negeri Semarang) Program Studi Pendidikan Bahasa Inggris, Fakultas Bahasa dan Seni, IPK: 3.14 (2003 – 2007)
2. SDN 1 Jatibarang Kidul (1991 – 1996)
3. SMPN 2 Brebes (1996 – 1999)
4. SMUN 1 Brebes (1999 – 2002)

Pengalaman Kerja

1. Guru Bahasa Inggris SMPN 1 Purwadadi Subang Jawa Barat (Februari – November 2008), mengajar mata pelajaran Bahasa Inggris untuk kelas VII, VIII dan IX.
2. Praktek Kerja Lapang (PKL) sebagai Guru Bahasa Inggris SMA Walisongo Semarang (2006), mengajar mata pelajaran Bahasa Inggris untuk kelas XI.
3. Kuliah Kerja Nyata (KKN) sebagai Guru Bahasa Inggris SDN 1 Ciawi Banjarharjo Brebes (2006), mengajar mata pelajaran Bahasa Inggris untuk kelas IV, V dan VI.
4. Guru Les Privat Bahasa Inggris di Semarang (2003 – 2005), bimbingan belajar mata pelajaran Bahasa Inggris untuk SD, SMP dan SMA.

Pengalaman Organisasi

1. Anggota English Student Association (ESA UNNES) (2003 – 2007)
2. Pengurus OSIS SMAN 1 Brebes (2000 – 2002)
3. Anggota Pasukan Pengibar Bendera (PASKIBRA) SMPN 2 Brebes (1998)

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Gaji Pertama Lulusan Polisi

ada 4 lulusan dari AD, AU, AL dan Polisi. Mereka ditanya perihal gaji pertama mereka dibelanjakan buat apa, berikut hasil wawancara:

   1. Angkatan Darat: membeli teropong untuk mengintai musuh di depan.
   2. Angkatan Udara: membeli perlengkapan terjun payung.
   3. Angkatan Laut: membeli perlengkapan selam.
   4. Polisi: membeli setrika!!!

ketika ditanya kenapa buat beli setrika? dia jawab,"buat nyetika duit yang lusuh hasil mel-melan gan" :)

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PNS yang hina

banyak yang menghujat PNS tapi kalau ada penerimaan CPNS yang mendaftar ribuan... aneh ya..?
 Menurut saya PNS yang hina ada 9 kriteria:

1. bekerja dengan itung-itungan
2. mengharap uang honor tanpa memberikan nilai lebih
3. mengaku-ngaku prestasi teman
4. menjilat pimpinan
5. tidak mau belajar dan terus belajar (merasa sudah sangat pintar)
6. KORUPSI (sudah pasti)
7. menghambat kemajuan rekan kerja
8. SOK TAHU!!!
9. ngurusin pekerjaan yang kontibusinya sedikit sekali dan lebay misal: apel, upacara, dll.

semoga dengan memposting ini saya dan PNS yang lainnya terhidar dari sikap-sikap 9 kehinaan itu.. amin

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Lagu Kesukaan Ufaira

 Lagu ini juga impian saya buat punya mix farm gitu... doain ya...
download lagunya di sini
Old MacDonald
Written By: Unknown, Copyright: Unknown

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some chickens,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a cluck-cluck here,
And a cluck-cluck there

Here a cluck, there a cluck,
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some dogs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a woof-woof here,

And a woof-woof-woof there
Here a woof, there a woof,
Everywhere a woof-woof
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some turkeys,
Ee i ee i oh!

With a gobble-gobble gobble-gobble here,
And a gobble-gobble gobble-gobble there
Here a gobble-gobble, there a gobble-gobble,
Everywhere a gobble-gobble-gobble
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!

Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some cows,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a moo-moo here,
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo,
Everywhere a moo-ooo
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!

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What is the best way to wean off breastfeeding?

Step 1
Proceed slowly. Your baby may find abrupt weaning traumatic, and it can lead to uncomfortable engorgement and mastitis in your breasts. Mastitis is an infection that can cause fever and flulike symptoms, as well as pain, hardness, redness, or heat in your breast - usually just one breast, not both.
Step 2
Eliminate one daily feeding session at a time over a period of weeks or even months, starting with the nursing session that seems the least important to your baby emotionally.
Step 3
Offer your baby a substitute for the breast. If she is less than 1 year old, you may need to substitute formula in a bottle to make sure she gets the nutrition she needs. If she is past her first birthday, eating a variety of foods and drinking from a cup, you may be able to offer her food or distract her with a fun game or activity.
Step 4
Give extra affection. Weaning can make babies feel vulnerable for a while, and your baby may need added reassurance that you still love her.
Step 5
Keep your baby occupied by going to the park, taking a walk or playing in the garden.
Step 6
If your baby clearly wants to nurse, and if your attempts to distract her with other snacks or activities aren't working, it's OK to nurse. This way, you can avoid a battle of wills.
Step 7
Continue to nurse for comfort if necessary. Often, a more or less weaned baby will want to nurse after a fright or a fall. This is OK. It will take her a while to get used to the other forms of comfort you offer.
Step 8
Contact your doctor, a lactation professional or your local La Leche League if you experience pain or engorgement while waiting for your milk to dry up. They can offer some solutions for a safe and pain-free transition.
Step 9
If you wean your baby from breast to bottle, avoid putting her to bed with a bottle. It poses a choking hazard and promotes tooth decay. If she gets thirsty at night, keep a spillproof cup of water nearby and offer it to her when she wakes.

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